You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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