I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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