Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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