I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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