Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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