my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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