it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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