Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
