So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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