D3 body, D1 cock
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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