id be glad to
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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