She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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