No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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