Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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