you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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