why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Say something about gay babies.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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