you traded sex for a burrito?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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