she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its about making memories worth repressing
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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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