Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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