but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
