I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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