i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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