I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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