Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize