elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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