Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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