weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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