No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we made out on top of his cat.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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