It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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