I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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