I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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