Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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