After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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