If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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