Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
