I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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