I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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