dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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