So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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