It was confusing and full of hummus
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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