Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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