what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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