What did we do last night that was yellow?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I believe in your delicious
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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