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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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