The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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