Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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