I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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