did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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