Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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