Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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