i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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