I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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