so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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