the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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