His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
